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fagglepuff 

An insult used to emasculate men. It combines two of the greatest oppositions to hetero-males, homosexuality and things that are cute and fluffy. It is most effective against males who claim to be heterosexual, yet engage frequently in questionable acts, and least effective against those who are actually gay.
Today, I caught my brother using my eyeliner.
Fagglepuff.
fagglepuff by Linalin January 30, 2009
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fagglepuss 

1. somebody who is extremely lame that faggot and pussy just dont cut it so you have to mesh them together

2. a scared homosexual
Wow brandon i know your a lil fagglepuss but you needa go over there and fuck that drunk chick
fagglepuss by brosb4hoes99 February 8, 2010

wagglepuff 

A fat pussy you can sit on.
Damn look at that wagglepuff. I would love to sit on that.
wagglepuff by hii its meee adam July 27, 2017

farklepuff 

A group of 4 or more men get in a line and bend over asses in face. And then the first one farts and the other guy breathes it in and then farts and breathes it in to the next guy and continues. Yes we hold the record of 15 farts.
Mannn that party hada great farklepuff. Five people including a piece of stirophone in which you can use at your own desire.
farklepuff by Weiner's December 31, 2014

Fagglemuffin 

This is a person who obviously sucks at life. They have no firends and if they do, they are Shneehaws or bitchtits. These are people who are frequently made fun of and left out, but with good reason.
"Give me back my waffle yeh fagglemuffin!"

"Stop being a little fagglemuffin yeh bitchtit!"

"Shneehaw is a fagglemuffin.
Fagglemuffin by shortygam April 3, 2010
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