fadolescence

The brief period of obesity in one's teen years. Usually before great weight loss. Usually a time when one plays a lot of video games in one's house to avoid venturing outside; becoming skilled at virtual combat, quests and multitasking but terrible at everyday tasks such as communicating with the opposite sex, walking long distances in brief amounts of time and sarcasm management.

I do hope this definition does your creation justice, guy from Omegle with the cat, incredible arms and sexy 3 inch thick glasses. c:

M: I found your old yearbook. Interesting picture you got there, buddy.
Y: Oh yeah. I remember that. Fadolescence at it's finest.

by still_amused January 1, 2015

adolescence

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.

*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Infernal Adolescence

A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?

It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.

by John W. Oates December 12, 2003

The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex

The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...

"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."

by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011

extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

adolescence

The most supreme torture in a form that most humans can understand.

"I was talking to Sally, and she just burst into tears! It must be her adolescence."

by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005

post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by SgrDD March 11, 2008