Facesturbate

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

by Booyah123 June 23, 2010

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 06, 2010