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face bra 

Covid mask.
Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
face bra by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
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bra face 

God, Aaron's being a total bra face today...
bra face by Cheese trunk July 27, 2016

face-brag 

The act of knowingly and consistently using your Facebook wall to list all your supposed accomplishments and embellish your fabulosity quotient.

Can also apply to all mediums of modern internet communication. (Examples: space-brag (MySpace), tweet-brag (Twitter), etc.
Sadly, I had to delete Marsha from my list of friends on Facebook.

Why? I heard she's living "la vida loca".

Are you kidding me? She's a deli girl at Meier's. Her constant face-brag is unbelievably annoying!
face-brag by rankled July 17, 2009

Face brand 

Consistently commenting on, liking or posting to someone's Facebook page in an effort to establish a position of importance.
She face brands everything he posts.
Face brand by word duck September 22, 2011

face brains 

The confused state of having brains on your face, possibly due to a horrific disease or wounds to ones skull or to the skulls of others.
person 1:you so ugly you look like you have face brains.
or
brains splattering on your head as a result of a gunshot or unspecified wound.
face brains by gnus child June 10, 2005

Dope Face Nickel Brain 

Dope - meaning a stupid person
Face - meaning IN THE FACE.
Nickel - meaning a metal coin worth 5 cents.
Brain - meaning control center of central nervous system.

One of the worst insults in the decade.
"Shut up you, dope face nickel brain!"

"Fuck you, dope face nickel brain!"

brat face 

a term of endearment used twords the people in your life that you love that just seem to drive you a little batty every now and then.
"you're such a brat face sometimes."
brat face by Julia Ashley March 25, 2008