faccado

Adjective meaning extremely messed up, bungled, mucked up, screwed up, totally confusing, damaged, and out of control. Near in meaning to "fucked up."

I told you his living room was totally faccado. You can't find a path to walk or a place to sit.

This situation is faccado. I'm out of here!

I was totally faccado last night. I think it was the tequila.

faccado by frontporcher September 24, 2009

eggs foccado 

A style of eggs created probably in the Yukon Territory of Canada, popularized throughout Canada.

Eggs are poached for only 2 minutes, then taken out and spread under-cooked onto toast. Fresh pepper and spices are added before placing the egg and toast under the broiler for about 1 minute until a dry skin forms.

This style of preparing eggs constitutes a revolution in the tired old omelette or over-easy world of breakfast cooking. Good luck ordering it in a diner; the two-step preparation is considered a hassle by most lazy breakfast cooks, but it is well-worth trying this recipe at home.

Erin ordered her eggs cooked foccado style, before being thrown out of the restaurant by the uncouth waiter.

He won her over with his eggs foccado.

eggs foccado by johnfesterling October 16, 2008

facadomized

The state of a house that has been aesthetically mangled during a cheap renovation. Usually involves the loss of much original detail and the use of inappropriately small windows.

That big blue house on the corner really got facadomized in when they were trying to flip it. That tiny window on the front is probably why it still hasn't sold.

facadomized by john em March 14, 2009

Facadomer 

A person who isn't what they portray

The facadomer told great stories about things that never happened

Facadomer by Theodore Bone June 12, 2018

facadomy 

(fasa-do-me) During intercourse, when the male purposefully attempts to penetrate the female anus without her knowing or consent. The result usually ends up with the female "directing" the male back to the female's vagina.

1 - When I had sex with Sara the other day I pulled a
facadomy and got slapped.

2 - Your life is a fake, ass-fucked, life or a facadomy.

facadomy by Norm U. T July 2, 2006