eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

by boodism April 11, 2011

eye jam

The stuff found in the corners of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

The word originated from London.

Ewwwwww my eyes are full of eye jam.

by tanya walsh March 25, 2004

eye jammie

a quick jab to the eye

you about to chatch a eye jammie

by KAYKAY September 12, 2004

Eye Jammy

Slang for getting punched in the eye.

Damn, he got hit with an eye jammy!

by outlawmonk April 15, 2011

Eye Jammey

The act of hitting someone in there eye. The eye must bleed, swell, and blackin.

Me and Jimmy are about to go give this bitch an eye jammey.

by Travis Teer March 11, 2008