An eye-
jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually
dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-
jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre
dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre
dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.