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Expedition Hope 

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

Walmart Expedition 

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.
Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

Expeditionist 

One who enjoys the thrill and/or excitement of having sex in random nontraditional areas usually public places where the thrill of being caught excites them in a sexual perversion
Wow look at those expeditionist over there just going at it couple of real freaks there

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.
Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

Humiliation Expedition 

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.
Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.
Humiliation Expedition by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

phishing expedition 

A large scale spam operation aimed at getting unsuspecting people's passwords to their online banking sites, eBay and PayPal accounts and other points of interest on the web. Usually involves an alarming email message informing the recipient that his account's been compromised or a security upgrade in in progress that contains a link to a fake web site that's been made to look like the real thing. The email insists that in order to keep your account active, you MUST click the link and log in - thus giving the people running the phishing expedition access to your account.
That phishing expedition seems to have worked, we got access to over 500 new accounts.