The geometric anomaly which results in interpreting the extrapolation of distances between the shorter of two points as a greater distance in order to gain monetary advantage.
With 3 greenies riding on the 18th at VGNational, Bob laying 8 feet above the hole and Stan laying 14 feet to the right, the first thing we heard as we approached the green was "eweorme Bob?"
by Greenskeeper June 14, 2006