espinozed 

The terrible, sinking feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.

You spend all day working on that last minute assignment and after having completed it and left the room only briefly discover your pet dog / cat/ parrot / has destroyed the fruits of your labor. You are espinozed! This is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is just fine.

espinozed by masterminds May 30, 2013

Espinoza 

A best friend that is loud and sometimes annoying but always is fun to hang around with awesome people funny

Espinoza's are really good friend
Louis : Damn he is my best friend

Tony : He must be an espinoza

Espinoza by Sooyoung May 20, 2016

Ethan espinoza 

the world's best gardener and tequila maker also he will rob your house

Ethan espinoza robbed my house and made my garden look nice

Ethan espinoza by josephclare November 8, 2022

marissa grace espinoza 

a marissa grace espinoza is someone who is quirky and wild, and a person you can always get along with. they often like horses and choose unfortunate sports teams to play on. often times you can find them riding a unicycle and chewing on, but not eating, unicorn hair. don’t ask where they got it, they will always become infuriated. a marissa grace espinoza is typically a part of the jake paul fan base, and her favorite song is often “calling all the monsters” by china anne mcclain.

friend one: holy weekend, who is that gross girl riding a unicycle listening to disney channel original music chewing on unicorn hair?
friend two: oh i know her, she’s a marissa grace espinoza.

marissa grace espinoza by yeetyeetyeet October 12, 2018

Briana Espinoza 

A women that has the beauty of 1million dozen roses. Always has a smile on her face, laughing and has something nice to say. If you have a Briana Espinoza in your life keep her.

She looks like a Briana Espinoza, because she is perfect in every way.

Briana Espinoza by Flesk October 14, 2012

Esteban Espinoza 

Esteban Espinoza is the definition of a simp suckers who idolize mediocre pussy. he gets no putang in his grade so he has to go for younger girls. He also usually does his work at parties were most of the girls are drunk. He is also very rich but tries to act gangsta. He knows every lyric to every chief keif song and he thinks he’s hard. He is also ugly as nuts.

esteban Espinoza is so weird and ugly and gets no coochie

Esteban Espinoza by Gounecmaster69 December 18, 2019

The Espinozian Theorem

A subject that doesn't have anything to do with anything taught by a teacher, but somehow makes perfect sense.

Spanish Teacher: And this particular word was added to the spanish dictionary because....... (five minutes later) and thats how pancakes were made.

Student One: What just happened?

Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem

The Espinozian Theorem by Frost Wolf Kai January 30, 2010