Escroted 

The act or state of being escorted from a particular establishment by your nutzack.

Darryl: What U doin home so early? I thought you went on a date?

Leroy: I did! We went back to her house after dinner. I tried to give her the old Johnny slip-and-sneak and got escroted me the fuck out.

Escroted by darryl&leroy November 19, 2009

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Escrotesc 

Escrotesc means escrotesc and it’s that simple... because it could be anything

I woke up and got hungry so I’m gonna eat an escrotesc while escrotescing

Escrotesc by Mr. Escrotesc October 6, 2019