The act or state of being escorted from a particular establishment by your nutzack.
Darryl: What U doin home so early? I thought you went on a date?

Leroy: I did! We went back to her house after dinner. I tried to give her the old Johnny slip-and-sneak and got escroted me the fuck out.
by darryl&leroy November 19, 2009
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