the stranger on the escalator that stands or walks so close to you during subway rush hour that they simultaneously breath on the back of your neck and step on your heels. One begins praying that the stranger does not sneeze or cough.....H1N1 city.
I lost a shoe on the metro today thanks to an escastalker.

On the way to work this morning, an escastalker with a sniffle may have contaminated my brown bag lunch. Let's go out to grab something.
by Burful September 12, 2009
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