equius

1. A character Homestuck that has blue blood and the zodiac sign of Sagittarius
2. A sweaty, creepy, ridiculously strong, robot building weirdo.
3. Tries to live up to the expectations of his race's Highblooded ancestors.

":33 > Equius is a great meowrail even if he gets all sweaty sometimes."

by Iksoko Faust November 3, 2013

Dirty Equius

A dirty equius is when you have anal sex with a horse, and then when it cums you put an anal plug in, then take it out, making a cum explosion

I can’t wait for Mimi to give me a dirty equius tonight!

by strawberrymilksh4ke September 28, 2021