Epicurus

An ancient Greek atheist philosopher. Founded Epicureanism, one of the most popular schools of Hellenistic Philosophy.

"God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can. If he wants to and cannot, he is weak -- and this does not apply to god. If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful -- which is equally foreign to god's nature. If he neither wants to nor can, he is both weak and spiteful and so not a god. If he wants to and can, which is the only thing fitting for a god, where then do bad things come from? Or why does he not eliminate them?"--Epicurus

Epicurus by Longevus May 2, 2006

epifurious

When someone is very upset at food.

Her fish came out so cold she slapped the waiter with it. She was epifurious!

epifurious by stoneydoggie July 27, 2008

epicurious 

A person who lives life in the constant pursuit of great food, drink, debauchery and open-minded adventure.

Jen and Jesse consider themselves an epicurious couple so while backpacking through Amsterdam they felt obliged to indulge themselves in every way possible.

epicurious by Jesse Salucci March 24, 2008

Epicarious

To experience epicocity through someone else. To live the epicness of a moment vicariously through others.

Epicariousness, Epicariously,

"Steven gets his hype by living epicariously if you know what I mean."

Dude 1: "So what happened then? Come on you gotta tell me!"

Dude 2: "Hey, chill man. Stop being so epicarious all the time! If you want to have a good story go and get one yourself instead of waiting for me to get them!"

Epicarious by Torphius March 22, 2009

epicurus

A form of middle aged shrew.
At a certain point in the life of a shrew it will begin to harbour a deep resentment for all things human and/or feline. At this moment a transformation will occur, the shrew will grow wings and become an Epicurean being.

Epicurus likes to wear womens underwear.

epicurus by Bovine Fool #12393 September 29, 2003