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Ensign Deadmeat

A night of sloppy mediocre sex where the guy drops dead afterwards while still wearing his Star Trek communicator badge toy.

Eddie refuses to wear his communicator to bed, so he doesn't become ensign deadmeat.

by Dorkiest duke February 11, 2017

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