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Emojitarded 

The inability to use emojis in any proper fashion or the blatant misuse of emojis in the wrong context.
Susan is emojitarded. She used a smiley face emoji on her post about her fathers untimely death.
Emojitarded by BigHeadMapGuy May 3, 2017
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emojitard 

An Emojitard is someone who spams emoji's on anywhere you can type, mostly youtube comment sections and facebook.
Emojitard: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy: Hey, chill the hell out you emojitard its not that damn funny!

Guy 1: Hi my name's jeff
Emojitard: literally dead 🅱😂🅱🅱😂💩💩💩💩💩😂😂😂
Guy 2: Dude, his name is Jeff. that old ass joke isn't funny you emojitard.
emojitard by FunnyTsunny April 21, 2018

emotitude 

Expressing your pissy attitude through the, sometimes exclusive, use of emoticons.
That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.

He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.
emotitude by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011

emotitarded 

When you type out the wrong emoticon in texting, I.M., or chat.
"sorry your dog died :)"
"why does that make you happy?"
"oh. I'm emotitarded! I mean that as a sad face! :("
emotitarded by JRobo April 22, 2011

emotitarded 

A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.
i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How do you make that smiley face?" Response: "Are you emotitarded or what?"
emotitarded by grabbingtoast January 26, 2009

Emotitard 

A type of person who tries to hard to use emoticons and/or makes up an emoticon that is irrelevant to even looking like a facial expression.
(text conversation)

Texter-"omg ur like my best friend ever!!!"

Emotitard-"NO WAY 8<>))(("

Texter-"Nvrmind i don't tlk to emotitards"
Emotitard by guipeezly23 March 31, 2011
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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