emo food Share definition Flag A euphemism for nothing, using the typical assumption that "emo" kids don't actually eat. In conversation, it is used to mean nothing. Guy 1: "What's going down today, dude?" Guy 2: "Aw man, just emo food." Guy 1: "That sucks." emo food by punkbass_20x6 April 20, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the emo food mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch