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emissions test 

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth
my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth
emissions test by wes April 30, 2005
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pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!
pop n fresh emissions test by [zz] February 7, 2009

emissions testing 

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.
"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"
emissions testing by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026