Emily Green

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She is nice person (usually a farmer) with amazing hair and a great smile. She will always make you chuckle however if you annoy her, she will get very upset and sad. She is obsessed with cats and loves all types of animals. And is the most trustworthy friend you could ever find.

Emily Green is so amazing

Emily Green by Emily Greeny January 26, 2019

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emily green

A person who enjoys spending hours looking at hot guys (like Niall Horan) and does like a good math problem as her only homework. She is in love with the only man who has ever treated her well (bacon) and has a slight harry potter obsession. Also, a Emily Green may be inclined to fangirling and outrageously spazy tendencies.

Wow that Emily Green is a rachet girl damn her nerdiness.
Such Emily Green, Wow Math, Doge epicness.
To the wind, to the wall, Emily Green is (once again) at the mall!!!!!

emily green by Cupcake_Queen42 April 15, 2014

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emily greenaway

an emily greenaway is a girl, often with brown hair, who puzzles everyone by managing to be both extremely hot and beautiful/pretty at the same time.

1: woa look at her man
2: mate shes way out of your league
3: yea shes such an emily greenaway

emily greenaway by theLADSandIforever11 June 9, 2011

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harrison Roe Emil Greene

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. One of the sweetest most kind people who never takes advantage of you and puts others first.

Oh is that “Harrison Roe Emil Greene”?

Yes!
Awww he’s amazing isn’t he

harrison Roe Emil Greene by User6493 September 6, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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