electromite

Someone who talks to people over the internet through text or voice, but has no friends to hangout with physically, and spends the majority of their day in a room with a computer and access to internet to play games for long periods of time.

My friend is an ElectroMite, we talk over Skype and at school, but never gets to go out to places.

by UrbanMite May 17, 2014

electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.

Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.

by Dick Blast January 19, 2016

electrizite

scary haxor man on xbox

Skid 1: Have you heard of electrizite
Skid 2: I heard hes a scary haxor

by electrizite June 26, 2021

electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

by hnic17 January 3, 2008

electrokinesis

the kinetic ability to conjure & manipulate high amounts electricity with your mind and/or body alone

I wish I had electrokinesis...maybe one day. :o(>

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

electrolyte

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie

My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.

by IWINULUZ August 28, 2007