egotwit

To egotrip on Twitter, to post self-important status.

Robert: "The Twitter team stopped listening to me years ago, if they ever did. Now you understand why I spend so much time elsewhere."

Bill: "You just penned the perfect egotwit."

by Tigreat April 27, 2009

egotwistical

1. A hybrid of the words egotistical and twisted.
2. An adjective describing one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.
3. One who is extremely egotistical and twisted.

Monkeyboy is vair, vair egotwistical.

by TheVillageIdiots December 13, 2006

EgoTwitter

its a game of words meaning aEgotripper exhibing every deed he does on Twitter.
Exhibisionist relating every single detail of their oh so exciting life.

people posting the most irrelevant storys and lies to make themselves more imortant than they actually are.
Twitter is only for EgoTwitters.

by Almost Perfect October 25, 2009

Egotits

Whenever deadpat thinks you have an ego. If you get called this on twitter, deactivate.

Calm your egotits down hakai.

by akaclappy November 27, 2021

Egotwitcentrism

When you do something on Twitter and it simultaneously goes down, and you think to yourself "Did *I* do that???"

"Doogie was getting ready to follow Justin Bieber when he got the fail whale. He thought he did it. Total egotwitcentrism!"

by FollowOWS October 7, 2011

Egotitstical

When a girl has a massive ego stemming from her massive chest.. ie she thinks she's the shit because she has enormous tits.

My friend Monica is so damned egotitstical. Every time someone mentions the word 'nipples', she automatically assumes we're talking about her.

by DJ Phresh March 17, 2011

Egotitstical

A female individual who is excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centred.

She is so egotitstical, she is one of the ones that gives feminists a bad name.

by tcbaby January 1, 2025