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egotwistical 

1. A hybrid of the words egotistical and twisted.
2. An adjective describing one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.
3. One who is extremely egotistical and twisted.
Monkeyboy is vair, vair egotwistical.
egotwistical by TheVillageIdiots December 13, 2006

EgoTwitter 

its a game of words meaning aEgotripper exhibing every deed he does on Twitter.
Exhibisionist relating every single detail of their oh so exciting life.
people posting the most irrelevant storys and lies to make themselves more imortant than they actually are.
Twitter is only for EgoTwitters.
EgoTwitter by Almost Perfect October 25, 2009
Whenever deadpat thinks you have an ego. If you get called this on twitter, deactivate.
Calm your egotits down hakai.
Egotits by akaclappy November 27, 2021

Egotwitcentrism 

When you do something on Twitter and it simultaneously goes down, and you think to yourself "Did *I* do that???"
"Doogie was getting ready to follow Justin Bieber when he got the fail whale. He thought he did it. Total egotwitcentrism!"
Egotwitcentrism by FollowOWS October 7, 2011

Egotitstical 

When a girl has a massive ego stemming from her massive chest.. ie she thinks she's the shit because she has enormous tits.
My friend Monica is so damned egotitstical. Every time someone mentions the word 'nipples', she automatically assumes we're talking about her.
Egotitstical by DJ Phresh March 17, 2011

Egotitstical 

A female individual who is excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centred.
She is so egotitstical, she is one of the ones that gives feminists a bad name.
Egotitstical by tcbaby January 1, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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