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-noun

1. A conceited person who tries to appear socially "cool" by obsessivly trying to be everywhere and do everything. These people are most often insecure about their own "coolness" and therefore will attempt to boost their ego by indulging in self-dramatization. In most cases they will arrogantly talk shit about others and exaggerate the social seclusiveness of that person which gives them a feeling of self-satisfaction.

2. Someone who publicly boasts his/her popularity by emphasizing their social presence.
Chris: Dude we are so cool because we are at this party.
James: Yeah we are!
Chris: I hope everyone at school knows that i was here.
James: Me too, they will think we are so popular.
Chris: Dude where is that loser Peter
James: Haha. Dude he just sits at home all day by himself.
Chris: Thats so un-cool.

Mike: Did you hear Chris and James?
Courtney: Yeah those guys are such egoids.
egoid by paulz. November 19, 2006
Words you can keep
To put yourself down. When oneself believes they are worthless and of no value.
Nobody should ever commit egocide.
egocide by jpg3 August 10, 2014
Related Words
egoid egoidiot eGod egoist egidio egoism egocide Egroid evoid Eggoid
to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact
I saw Jim headed in my direction and evoided him with my iPod.
evoid by Lynne F. October 23, 2005
Word of the Day on October 28, 2005
Someone who realizes that acting in their own rational self-interest is more important than living up to other people's expectations or trying to please society; someone who is proud of their own accomplishments and knows that his life has great value.
Some people say that Stan is an asshole, but he's really just an egoist and is perfectly reasonable and friendly.
egoist by Okzoz June 1, 2011
econemics god
god of econemi(EGOD)
EGOD by GOLDLY January 28, 2021
Egodeism - noun
1. Belief in the self as supreme being.
2. Belief in the self as Godlike
See also: ID, SUPEREGO and THEISM
1. I am an Egodeist, I am the creator of my universe.

2. I am en Egodeist, I believe that I can achieve immortality through Godlike ascension.
Egodeism by CJ Mules May 2, 2005

Egoldshit 

Being small an uni mportant.
Poor Phil is so egoldshit, that he can't get any girl to gout with him.
Egoldshit by Roast Beef King May 27, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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