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-noun

1. A conceited person who tries to appear socially "cool" by obsessivly trying to be everywhere and do everything. These people are most often insecure about their own "coolness" and therefore will attempt to boost their ego by indulging in self-dramatization. In most cases they will arrogantly talk shit about others and exaggerate the social seclusiveness of that person which gives them a feeling of self-satisfaction.

2. Someone who publicly boasts his/her popularity by emphasizing their social presence.
Chris: Dude we are so cool because we are at this party.
James: Yeah we are!
Chris: I hope everyone at school knows that i was here.
James: Me too, they will think we are so popular.
Chris: Dude where is that loser Peter
James: Haha. Dude he just sits at home all day by himself.
Chris: Thats so un-cool.

Mike: Did you hear Chris and James?
Courtney: Yeah those guys are such egoids.
egoid by paulz. November 19, 2006
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To put yourself down. When oneself believes they are worthless and of no value.
Nobody should ever commit egocide.
egocide by jpg3 August 10, 2014
Related Words
egoid egoidiot eGod egoist egidio egoism egocide Egroid evoid Eggoid
to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact
I saw Jim headed in my direction and evoided him with my iPod.
evoid by Lynne F. October 23, 2005
Word of the Day on October 28, 2005
Someone who realizes that acting in their own rational self-interest is more important than living up to other people's expectations or trying to please society; someone who is proud of their own accomplishments and knows that his life has great value.
Some people say that Stan is an asshole, but he's really just an egoist and is perfectly reasonable and friendly.
egoist by Okzoz June 1, 2011
econemics god
god of econemi(EGOD)
EGOD by GOLDLY January 28, 2021
Egodeism - noun
1. Belief in the self as supreme being.
2. Belief in the self as Godlike
See also: ID, SUPEREGO and THEISM
1. I am an Egodeist, I am the creator of my universe.

2. I am en Egodeist, I believe that I can achieve immortality through Godlike ascension.
Egodeism by CJ Mules May 2, 2005

Egoldshit 

Being small an uni mportant.
Poor Phil is so egoldshit, that he can't get any girl to gout with him.
Egoldshit by Roast Beef King May 27, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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