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An unexplainable orgasm when one egg, preferably hen is inserted into the g spot of the female or male and thus stimulated in oval object like fashion.
Joe- "man I gave myself the biggest egggasm ever last night"
Sue- "I used a rooster egg. Then I coughed so it exploded :("?
egggasm by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013
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The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.
The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.
Egogasm by seannerd September 9, 2010
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An orgasm resulting from the feeling of being aroused by the rubbing of cooked, warm eggs onto the female clitoris for a period extending longer than that of the actual orgasm.
john: bitch ima rub deez eggz on yo clit so hard..
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!

mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!
Eggasm by Scottythejew October 8, 2007
When you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.
Francesca: Oh my God, these eggs are SOOOOO good!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!
eggasm by Tenacious F April 6, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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