An unexplainable orgasm when one egg, preferably hen is inserted into the g spot of the female or male and thus stimulated in oval object like fashion.
Joe- "man I gave myself the biggest egggasm ever last night"
Sue- "I used a rooster egg. Then I coughed so it exploded :("?
Sue- "I used a rooster egg. Then I coughed so it exploded :("?
by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013
Get the egggasm mug.The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.
The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.
by seannerd September 9, 2010
Get the Egogasm mug.An orgasm resulting from the feeling of being aroused by the rubbing of cooked, warm eggs onto the female clitoris for a period extending longer than that of the actual orgasm.
john: bitch ima rub deez eggz on yo clit so hard..
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!
mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!
john (3 minutes after the rubbing began): ugh!!! skeett!! im having a m-fin intense eggasm!
mary: oh yeah baby rub them eggs on mah clit.
mary (3 monutes after the rubbing began): oh em gee mah cunts gushin! i love eggasms!
by Scottythejew October 8, 2007
Get the Eggasm mug.When you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.
Francesca: Oh my God, these eggs are SOOOOO good!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!
by Tenacious F April 6, 2006
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