edfuck

A foreign waiter type with whom one hooks up in order to have a bit of bedfun but whose propensity for bad pants, wearing a rucksack on both shoulders and kissing like a washing machine deems him ultimately unsuitable for anything other than a cheap fling.

A specific variant on the fuckbuddy

E: "Are you still seeing that waiter with the poor pronunciation and dodgy shoes?"
B: "No, whilst gifted in some areas he's ultimately just an edfuck and I wouldn't be seen dead with him in my hometown"

edfuck by Boredatwork September 8, 2007

effucktive 

something thought to be effective but is really all fucked up.

Management thinks they know what they are doing, but they are totally effucktive.

effucktive by alvaclark December 18, 2014

Exfuckingactly 

Word used as a combination of "Fucking" and "Exactly" in order to add emphasis on to your sentences or phrases.

-Dude isn't this video-game super radical?
-Yo, that is exfuckingactly what I said!

-Crack is not really bad for your health.
-Exfuckingactly!....wait what?!?!

Exfuckingactly by Mr.Guakala April 17, 2009

efuckingxactly 

When something isn't just exactly the case but it's exactly the fucking case. Used as a sign of agreement, support or just a way to say "Hey I was thinking the same thing!"

"Dude, guess what i'm thinking"
"Bananas. No giraffes. Wait banana giraffes!"
"efuckingxactly Stan"

"You know that gravity thing, it's fucking useful"
"Efuckingxactly"

efuckingxactly by P3h15t0r1c March 20, 2015

eFucked 

to sacrifice some other person by some means electronically; by email or texting for personal gain

After a few rounds of back and forth emailing trashing John, he eFucked me by adding him as a bcc in our last exchange

eFucked by Mr. McLaren July 8, 2009

enfuckment 

A situation of difficult conditions that causes stress, frustration, being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I got busted last week for having some pot and now I'm in a real enfuckment.

enfuckment by Pegleg1960 August 22, 2014

eufuckingreka 

Emphasized word for "eureka", especially used when one has been trying to figure something out for days.

Guy: "Eufuckingreka! I finally found out what the damn problem was!"
Dude: "And how long did you have to rant about it?"
Guy: "...Eight days..."

eufuckingreka by Lunar180 March 12, 2008