when one has gauges in there ears big enough to have intercourse with of course the bigger the gauge the more possible for you to stick your meat in it
by chewyskullz March 16, 2010
Get the earpoon mug.When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.
Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.
Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"
"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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The distance two people have to be from each other in order to share the earpeices of a single set of earphones.
by Paratroopa January 9, 2009
Get the earphone distance mug.When a person listening to music through a pair of earphones is confronted another person and takes an earphone out of only one ear. This usually happens because they know the person who confronted them will only want to engage in small talk and, therefore, don't find it worth the effort of taking off both earphones.
Person 1: *spots person 2 after class* Dude, class was so boring today.
Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.
Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!
Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*
Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.
Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!
Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*
by reinix April 26, 2009
Get the earphone maneuver mug.Teacher: Take off those earphones at once!
Student: What?
Teacher: Your earphones. Take them off.
Student: WTF are earphones?
Student: What?
Teacher: Your earphones. Take them off.
Student: WTF are earphones?
by bremerton January 15, 2010
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mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)
mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)
by #IStayLogical July 27, 2012
Get the earphones mug.Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.
Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.
Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.
Ross: Whore
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Ross: Whore
by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011
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