Whats read in front of your family after you run your penile Q/A instrument to the wrong person and they actually show up at your front door and make sure you never speak again.
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(coined by John Oliver in the Bugle Podcast 152)
(coined by John Oliver in the Bugle Podcast 152)
This is not so much a tribute to Bin Laden as a special Fuck Eulogy to the big man. (Bugle Podcast 152)
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1. Ray had to make a eulogy on the TV show.
2. "You claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why are you so suprized when you hear your own eulogy?"
2. "You claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why are you so suprized when you hear your own eulogy?"
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Name was a great (man/woman). (He/She) will always be remembered and will always be in our hearts. In the number years I've known (him/her), (he/she) has always been adjective, adjective, and adjective. (He/She) was not only my relation but also my friend. Every timeframe, we went to place together, and I will never in my life forget those times. I'm sure we all remember the time (he/she) action. Afterward (he/she) told me saying or cliche. And I'll never forget those words. In this world, there are adjective people, and there are opposite adjective people, and I can tell you that Name was the superlative of adjective person I have ever met. I will never forget Name, and I will miss (him/her) for the rest of my life. There will never be another Name.
Name was a great (man/woman). (He/She) will always be remembered and will always be in our hearts. In the number years I've known (him/her), (he/she) has always been adjective, adjective, and adjective. (He/She) was not only my relation but also my friend. Every timeframe, we went to place together, and I will never in my life forget those times. I'm sure we all remember the time (he/she) action. Afterward (he/she) told me saying or cliche. And I'll never forget those words. In this world, there are adjective people, and there are opposite adjective people, and I can tell you that Name was the superlative of adjective person I have ever met. I will never forget Name, and I will miss (him/her) for the rest of my life. There will never be another Name.
John: i want you to speak at my brothers funeral. It would mean the world to me
Sam: (SHIT I'VE NEVER MET HIS BROTHER) ...Um sure man anything to make you feel better (If only I had a eulogy madlib)
Sam: (SHIT I'VE NEVER MET HIS BROTHER) ...Um sure man anything to make you feel better (If only I had a eulogy madlib)
by Dr. Strang3Love May 13, 2010
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One of the finer pleasures in life is to have one's guardian angel create a eulogy-to-be for their charge, to keep them on track.
As in, "Is this how you would like to be remembered?"
As in, "Is this how you would like to be remembered?"
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