dyssexia 

Learning disorder similar to dylexia which causes the individual to rearrange, add and/or subtract letters from words or phrases as to make them appear of innapropriate content. Common in those in possession of an extraordinarily perverse sense of humor. Adjective form: dyssexic.

Amy: I feed the music junkie
Kef: XD kindog
Amy: mmm I so read that king dong
Kef: oO; you have dyssexia
Amy: I know *emo sob* XP

dyssexia by Amy and Kef August 29, 2006

dysmexia 

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.

I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.

dysmexia by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008

Tubbo's Dyslexia 

Tubbo does have dyslexia. He has talked about it in many streams. If you see hate comments in his YouTube or streams that is one of the reasons why. He has had breakdowns from this so if you like to put down hate comments do not. It affects him a lot so keep it to yourselves. He does sometimes misspell words mostly in his twitch streams and if that makes you annoyed then leave.

"That was a Tubbo's Dyslexia Moment". - Tommyinnit

Tubbo's Dyslexia by Ariel Kat October 30, 2020

Keyboard Dyslexia 

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

Keyboard Dyslexia by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

typing dyslexia 

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).

Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.

typing dyslexia by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008

DyslexiAM 

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)

Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways

DyslexiAM by PoorDavid November 19, 2011

Spellchecker Dyslexia 

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.

John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.

Spellchecker Dyslexia by Stealth KC May 5, 2010