dysclavia

dys*cla*vi*a (dis klay' vee a) n.(dys = bad,difficult + clavis = key)
1.difficulty finding or condition of frequently misplacing keys 2. impairment of ability to deal with keys (resulting in typos, singing out of key, etc.)

I locked my keys in my car, I must be having a bout of dysclavia.

dysclavia by Jim Piercey October 11, 2008

Dysclixia

N. The condition leading to a tendency to mis click on a computer keyboard, often with onset in later years.
Adj. Dysclixic- one who suffers from dysclixia.

My mother has dysclixia; she is terrible on the computer.
My father is so dysclixic!

Dysclixia by Gidrjmw June 21, 2017

temporal dysplasia 

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"

She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.

temporal dysplasia by stitchmein June 9, 2016

chronic hypernasal dysplasia 

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.

*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

chronic hypernasal dysplasia by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017

dyslazia 

Someone who suffers from laziness
Inertia, lack of movement or action

My teenage son’s dyslazia keeps him from doing his chores. The lack of action or movement

dyslazia by KaplanM May 16, 2020

dyslasia 

Laziness and the inability to overcome, it’s a disorder

My teenage son has dyslasia , which keeps him from doing his chores, the lack of action or movement

dyslasia by KaplanM May 29, 2021

Dyscadia 

A false-Eden, a Hell garden, an Elysium of natural terrors that are ruinous to mankind. The opposite of Arcadia.

The Buddhist Wang Saen Suk Hell Garden is Dyscadian. So is Hieronomous Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights.

Dyscadia by NeonHotski August 19, 2022