dvorkin 

Dvorkin is a drug deal who doesn't know what the hell is going on. He move shakes and regs. He sleeps with black women for a living . He cannot say the word hemoglobin.

Danm that guy is a real fucking dvorkin

dvorkin by Yeetyeetmagie November 6, 2020

dworking 

Masturbating without porn, as based Andrea Dworkin would have wanted us to

After I realized how much the porn industry harms women, I decided on just dworking it from now on

dworking by Actual Feminism September 5, 2018

dorkin out 

Immersing oneself in any activity normally considered "dorky" by cool people.

"Troy bought a new game and spent all day dorkin out on the computer"

dorkin out by Dorkino April 29, 2004

Double Dorkin It 

Applies to 90% of those in attendance at Boston Bruins, Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and Boston Celtics home games - as well as all native landscapers, plumbers, college dropouts, and Dunkin Donuts customers - who are wearing apparel of any two of the four major Boston sports teams at the same time.

Look at this guy double dorkin it ovah heya in his Dick Seymour jersey with the Sox hat on backwidz.

Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!

Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.

Double Dorkin It by Bokity Bok Bokity January 18, 2010

Dorkinese 

(dôrk'e-nEz)

- n.
1. The language of dorks (as used by Master Shake to describe Frylock in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 'The Cloning').

2. Any manner of speaking that seems annoying, presumptuous, or absurdly-intellectual.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to a dorky manner of speaking.

'I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!'

Dorkinese by Jacopo May 23, 2009

dorkiness 

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.

Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.

dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010

Gang Dorking 

A gathering of three or more people around a computer.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and gang dorked his deck.

Gang Dorking by Slag November 28, 2004