dutch face 

n: a striaght, expressionless, dead-pan face, combined with direct eye contact. A dutch face is directed by one individual to another in response to insult, ridicule, teasing or a failed attempt at humour. It is designed to demonstrate to the receiver, and others present, the profound lack of interest,enthusiasm or concern and implies utter indifference or mild contempt for their comments. dutch facing - v: the act of adopting a dutch face.

Joshua left the kitchen and joined his friend in the lounge. "your mum's got well saggy bangers" he remarked.
Timothy, said nothing, simply turning to look at his friend and pulling a scathing dutch face of grossly dead-pan proportions.
"you can fuck off with that dutch face you, you... you douche-bag." Said Joshua, his lower lip beginning to tremble at the sheer potency of Timothy's stare.

dutch face by Bert Mandrake February 16, 2009

Dutch Faceplant 

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

Dutch Faceplant by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

Ditch Face Meagen 

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.

boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!

Ditch Face Meagen by Chris Hunn June 19, 2006

Ditch-Face 

Someone who ditches another and has a weird face.

God Stephanie your such a Ditch-Face

Ditch-Face by Jenna and Missy May 13, 2005

dutch facelift 

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

dutch facelift by Blackcell February 7, 2014