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Pronounced 'd-oo-rtch', Durtch is a lost language of the Cavaedweelërs and predates English by six million years. The modern English language was derived from Durtch. In fact, English is a dialect of this ancient language. Original Durch differs from English in that the vowels are pronounced differently. Each Durch dialect forms the basis for English vowel pronunciation.

For instance, in Durtch Deuleect, the English word "you" is pronounced like 'yo-uu'. Whereas in Durtch Ucceent, it pronounced like 'ya-uhh'.
Oh, you speak Durtch? That's amazing.
Durtch by draeder July 1, 2018
Conjuction of "how" and "about". Derived from a long day at work and repeating the question "Can I go home?" followed by "How about now?"

Also inspired by Verizon's "can you hear me now"
"Can I go home? Hibba nah? Hibba nibba nah?"
hibba by draeder December 23, 2004