A dried up piece of poop, specifically one that has become crusty and white. Typically used to describe oldcat turds but can be expanded to the whole spectrum of poop.
You say durdely dur in replace of "I've heard this story already" or "blah blah blah" ( So kesha's song blah blah blah can be easily replaced with Dudely Dur) also in replace of sex you can say " Dirty Durdely Dur". This is a very commonly used word by Ryan who works in a ticket office in UT. Use it wisely...
"Have you heard Kesha's new song Durdely Dur?"
and
Boring Use"Durdely Dur this story is SO old!"
and
Sexual Use "Did you totally Dirty Durdely Dur her last night?"
Durdel is a super sexy man with a very attractive body, You can find him on a baseball field with abnormal teenagers talking about clash Royale and roasting their short teammates. Durdel also enjoys his seeds. (Ofc they’re spits)
“Damn! You hear Durdel is a pornstar now! I can’t wait to watch that!”
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."