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dunkin' bronuts 

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.

Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
Dunkin' bronuts: join the insanity.
dunkin' bronuts by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Drunkin' Bronuts 

When heterosexual friends have sex or fool around simply to reach climax, not due to sexual attraction, while they are under the influence.

Bonus points for saying "Bro" at moment of climax
Yeah.. So after the party Friday me and the homie hooked up when we got home. It wasn't gay or anything we both were fucked up and needed to get off so we had some Drunkin' Bronuts
Drunkin' Bronuts by ODINZ B3ARD September 13, 2022

Drunkin' Bronuts 

When heterosexual friends have sex or fool around simply to reach climax, not due to sexual attraction, while they are under the influence.

Bonus points for saying "Bro" at moment of climax
Yeah.. So after the party Friday me and the homie hooked up when we got home. It wasn't gay or anything we both were fucked up and needed to get off so we had some Drunkin' Bronuts
Drunkin' Bronuts by ODINZ B3ARD September 13, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026