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dunkin' bronuts 

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This brother has just gone dunkin' bronuts.

Put another way, you're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that is unfathomable.
Dunkin' bronuts: join the insanity.
dunkin' bronuts by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Drunkin' Bronuts 

When heterosexual friends have sex or fool around simply to reach climax, not due to sexual attraction, while they are under the influence.

Bonus points for saying "Bro" at moment of climax
Yeah.. So after the party Friday me and the homie hooked up when we got home. It wasn't gay or anything we both were fucked up and needed to get off so we had some Drunkin' Bronuts
Drunkin' Bronuts by ODINZ B3ARD September 13, 2022

Drunkin' Bronuts 

When heterosexual friends have sex or fool around simply to reach climax, not due to sexual attraction, while they are under the influence.

Bonus points for saying "Bro" at moment of climax
Yeah.. So after the party Friday me and the homie hooked up when we got home. It wasn't gay or anything we both were fucked up and needed to get off so we had some Drunkin' Bronuts
Drunkin' Bronuts by ODINZ B3ARD September 13, 2022
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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