dummy scoops 

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.

Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*

dummy scoops by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012