duhsigner 

1. An otherwise competent creative professional working outside scope of competence, often resulting in substandard execution or management of a project.

2. Any creative professional, or one aspiring to be, who behaves pretentiously.

Never assign a duhsigner to build software or user interfaces, it's an engineer's job.

That architect never before built anything bigger than a museum installation, now the duhsigner thinks he's going to craft the tallest having in the western hemisphere?

duhsigner by dr.spacebar September 20, 2013

designerati 

\di-zahy-ner-RAH-tee\, plural noun:
Persons knowledgeable about design.

The designerati are taking over the world!

designerati by prosper0 January 20, 2007

Video-Game Designer 

The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.

Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game Designer!"

Tim- "You son of a bitch!" " I WANT THAT FUCKING JOB!"

Video-Game Designer by The Sex Boy July 3, 2008

duhsign 

A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"

My mom just got a van with sliding doors on both sides. Is that duhsign, or what?!

duhsign by Geoff Lilley July 28, 2007

Web Designer 

A Web designer is a person who creates web sites. Web designers may use Web-authoring software or an HTML editor to create the actual pages, or they may design the overall look and let a Web master do the actual coding. Most often, they are also proficient with Web graphics and images.

if you can't make a layout for your site than maybe you should hire a web deisgner.

Web Designer by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

designer lad 

a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit

the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads

designer lad by lahhhhhhd June 29, 2010

Graphic designer 

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

Graphic designer by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005