dudespread 

The phenomenon of men being entitled to or feeling compelled to occupy as much space as possible- physically or verbally.

Catcalling and unsolicited comments are verbal dudespread.

There is a guy so dudespread here at the gate he’s using up 4 seats in one row and 2 more in another. Close your damn legs.

dudespread by Lorax Of Sex April 25, 2014

Dudespeak 

n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"

Dudespeak conversations:

"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."

"Sweet ride, dude."

"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)

Dudespeak by grindgator February 11, 2009

dudespeak 

The language that you cannot use to name your character in the game "World of Warcraft"
Possibly related to LEET, 133t or 1337
Possibly related to the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont high"

"Hey dude, lets party". That dude was speaking dudespeak the whole time.

dudespeak by Rex Trayn November 30, 2006

Despreadshitification 

Where someone has a super complex spreadsheet that no one can understand and it is fixed by creating a equally hard to use custom built application.

We dropped 1.6mill on a despreadshitification project to turn the finance team's monster spreadsheet into a phone app.

Despreadshitification by Kuncho November 27, 2024