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drunk fact 

a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them
Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
drunk fact by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010
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The Drunk Factor 

The Drunk Factor should be considered when contemplating a situation or scenario and the possible outcome. This means that the scenario in hand could have been a direct result of inebriation and could have been different if not drunk. Therefore, a person should always consider the drunk factor.
Phil: Steph and I kissed last night at the party, do you think it meant anything?
Scott: I dunno bud, you have to consider The Drunk Factor
The Drunk Factor by Belfastboy January 1, 2010

Drunkfectionate 

Affection shown based solely on one's inebriation
That woman at Nightcrawler's was all over you last night.
- Nah, she wasn't into me. She was just being drunkfectionate.
Drunkfectionate by DanoNYC November 4, 2010

Drunkface 

Verb - The act of using facebook to communicate with friends while drunk. Drunkfacing, Drunkfaced - similar to Drunk Dial.
After the bar i was so wasted I drunkfaced my ex.
Drunkface by MSquar'd December 22, 2008

double drunkface 

Becca took a crap on her self while she was with John.
double drunkface by Mina March 25, 2003

drunkfacebooking 

finding people on face book you met while being intoxicated.
checking dawnie's page.

being drunk, start talking to someone, then finding them the next day on facebook, hence drunkfacebooking!