drudgetard 

A person who follows links to news stories posted on the Drudge Report and pollutes the comments section with rabid, mean-spirited commentary that reflects the persons right-wind ideology, and often lack of understanding of the facts.

Using the term libtard is a good indicator of a drudgetard. Will also often resort to vulgarities when their limited intellect is unable to provide a suitable counter argument to another (liberal) reader's comment with which they do not agree.

Not all readers of The Drudge Report are drudgetards. But, it could be argued that all drudgetards are also conservatards.

Based on the number of reader comments posted at the bottom of this news article about President Obama that are mean, hateful, and use the term libtard, it is pretty obvious to me that the drudgetards have been here.

drudgetard by MyEtherEgo February 22, 2011

drugtard 

Someone who is perpetually on drugs and comes up to you on the street and is like, "...blah, blah, blah," for hours. All you try to do is get away but they keep yapping about bullshit that they make up. (I swear to you there is a drugtard at my door right now knocking and knocking away as I'm typing this). A lot of times they are your neighbors and you have to avoid them as much as possible because they will ask you for some stupid ass favor or make up some crisis because they have no jobs and nothing to do but be on drugs and addictive medication.

Most of the people who live in this apartment complex are students or drugtards. The drugtards are a pain in the ass.

drugtard by sonicturkey April 4, 2006

drudgetarded 

What happens when the comments section of an online news article is suddenly flooded with rabid right-winged comments by readers who came to the story by following a link posted on the Drudge Report. Especially evident if the comments contain many instances of the word "libtard."

Also, what happens when one becomes a Drudgetard.

It looks like this article about President Obama's birth certificate has been drudgetarded.

It looks like Mike has become drudgetarded.

drudgetarded by MyEtherEgo February 22, 2011

dudetard 

word used often by Adam Carolla.

listen up, dudetard. do not fuck your syster.

dudetard by Acid Motion January 29, 2003

Dudetarded 

A Californian youth or former-youth whose mind was irreparably damaged by the sudden and ongoing outbreak of dude-ery in the area, which has since spread across the nation as well as over borders.

Common symptoms include exponential decline in vocabulary and reading skills, as well as an near-inability to comprehend anything even remotely resembling a real language such as those spoken by people that have not yet succumbed to the terrible ravages of Dudetardation.

Dude 1: "Dude look at that dude over there, Dude! That dude's totally got some totally major dude points, bro!"

Dude 2: "Wickeddd Dude! Dude. He's totally stomping that bro's head over there, dude!!"

Uninfected friend: "Yeah... You guys have clearly become dudetarded. Peace out bros, I'm outie yo."

Dudes 1&2: "Duuude."

(Note: Apostrophes or any generally sensible punctuation would not appear in such sentences if a dudetarded bro or brolette were the one writing them down.)

Dudetarded by Cattraknoff September 19, 2012