dragonpoon Share definition Flag A very attractive woman that is a huge bitch. While you are attracted to her, she is also scary and unpleasant. Man, did you see that dragonpoon? I need more booze before I can put up wit dat cunt. dragonpoon by datpoonhammer January 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the dragonpoon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch