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dragonfruit girl 

A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ?
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
dragonfruit girl by Debnhim November 8, 2018

dragonflyg1 

White Base55: Fuck me Dragon!
DragonflyG1: F's U
dragonflyg1 by White Base55 November 18, 2004

dragonfuck

To have sex with stuffed animals and cry yourself to sleep
I dragonfuck every night.
dragonfuck by Speedygoo January 26, 2012

DragonflyG1 

A person who is so fat, anybody that looks at him will be scared forever because he is so fat.
Rosie O'Donald is not even close to being a DragonflyG1 because she is not remotely fat enough.
DragonflyG1 by God November 9, 2006

dragonfag 

A person who insist on being a "dragon" in every game they play. Usually used in reference to a less than successful player, often suggesting they use the idea of a being a "dragon" to make up for their lack of skill or effort.
"I can't stand that dragonfag."
dragonfag by recorderOfWords September 20, 2009

Dragonforce Hater 

Someone who happens to dislike the Power Metal band Dragonforce.
Kid A: Hey what'd you do last night?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?