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dragonfruit girl 

A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ?
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
dragonfruit girl by Debnhim November 8, 2018

dragonflyg1 

The love of my life. I want his little wiener!
White Base55: Fuck me Dragon!
DragonflyG1: F's U
dragonflyg1 by White Base55 November 18, 2004

dragonfuck

To have sex with stuffed animals and cry yourself to sleep
I dragonfuck every night.
dragonfuck by Speedygoo January 26, 2012

DragonflyG1 

A person who is so fat, anybody that looks at him will be scared forever because he is so fat.
Rosie O'Donald is not even close to being a DragonflyG1 because she is not remotely fat enough.
DragonflyG1 by God November 9, 2006

dragonfag 

A person who insist on being a "dragon" in every game they play. Usually used in reference to a less than successful player, often suggesting they use the idea of a being a "dragon" to make up for their lack of skill or effort.
"I can't stand that dragonfag."
dragonfag by recorderOfWords September 20, 2009

Dragonforce Hater 

Someone who happens to dislike the Power Metal band Dragonforce.
Kid A: Hey what'd you do last night?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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