Much like the fuselage, which is the body of a plane; the douchelage is the body of a doucher.
Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?
by Barry Cool< November 27, 2009
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Noun
On an online game, such as Counter-Strike, blaming lag for being a shitty player
Player 1 "why aren't you hitting anything?!?!?"
Player 2 "it's my lag, i can't walk straight"
Player 1 "More like douchelag, bitch"
by Emolicious n00b February 20, 2008
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