douche pop 

Music listened to primarily by douches, or made by douches. It is also listened to in secret by more of the mainstream population.
Examples include music such as 30H!3 and Cobra Starship's new album.

-Dude, did you listen to Hot Mess?
-Yeah, Good Girls Go Bad is just too much douche pop for me.

douche pop by Rokoroks October 4, 2009

douche pop 

The physical worn collar of a cum guzzling frat boy.

Ladys beware of the frat boys with a douche pop.

douche pop by Patacos June 26, 2009

Douche Popsicle 

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

Douche Popsicle by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

Douchecopter 

The pinnacle of douchebaggery.

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.

Douchecopter by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007

douchemop

1.One who engages in the mopping of douche. Sometimes attempts to consume said douche.

2. One who enters an IRC chat and screams upon being adressed by someone. The douchemop immediately quits the room upon screaming 'aaaaaaaaah!'

damn, smashed is a Douchemop.

douchemop by Oobgarm April 30, 2004

douchepocalypse 

A large gathering of douches or douchebags

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!

douchepocalypse by gman98 May 12, 2010

douchepoint 

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

douchepoint by andy1 June 12, 2005