the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.
Dude, Jenn totally douche ovened me last night. It smelled like dead opossum.
Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.
Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...
1. When a women's friends tell their friend it is time to stop seeing that douche bag.
2. Also when a women's friends open her eyes to a douche bags behavior.
So we all had a douchervention with her last night. We told her he is a loser and has been hitting on all of us.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.