douche oven 

the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.

Dude, Jenn totally douche ovened me last night. It smelled like dead opossum.

douche oven by Billy Bob Balinski September 25, 2011

douch oven

like a dutch oven, but with a new name.

farting in the bed, and trapping somebody else under the covers.

we trapped zoe under the covers and gave her a douch oven.

douch oven by Georgebentom November 2, 2008

lover duche oven 

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

lover duche oven by I'm da man April 27, 2016

Doucheover 

When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.

Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).

Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!

Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.

Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.

Doucheover by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011

david doucheovny 

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

david doucheovny by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011

douchervention 

1. When a women's friends tell their friend it is time to stop seeing that douche bag.
2. Also when a women's friends open her eyes to a douche bags behavior.

So we all had a douchervention with her last night. We told her he is a loser and has been hitting on all of us.

douchervention by darlingdear December 17, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020