douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Douche-kitten

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.

Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.

by Rachal Davidson..and wingman March 20, 2009

doucheketeers

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

by Telephony June 10, 2013

douchebitchery

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

Douchetit

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008

douchebitch

The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.

Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.

Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...

by michelle t. August 1, 2007