douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 04, 2010

portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009