douche drain 

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

douche drain by SMK-TG January 13, 2014

DOUCHEDRINKER 

One who consumes the douche, or one whom is suspected of downing some douche.

Guy 1: I heard she was a big douchedrinker.?.?
Guy 2: Yeah, she is a big douchedrinking whore..

DOUCHEDRINKER by highrolla April 30, 2006

Douchetrain 

A gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other's douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.

Choo-choo! Douchetrain coming through.

Douchetrain by C.E. Phalic September 30, 2013

douchetrain 

Similar to douche or douchebag. A douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. He also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.

A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."

Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.

"I think some of the 'product' from that douchetrain's hair dripped on me when I walked by."

douchetrain by DURANT May 2, 2007