dorkmunch

A dorkmunch is a semi-clued in person who forgets some mundane detail causing widespread chaos.

A person who forgets to open the door before walking outside to dump the trash could be called a "Dorkmunch".

dorkmunch by kaltarrant October 15, 2008

dickmunch 

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

dickmunch by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Darkmunch 

baddest cunt in chat ever

Darkmunch is here again that cunt

Darkmunch by Habib December 8, 2004

dickmuncher 

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

dickmuncher by elizabeth December 16, 2003

Dickmunch mode 

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.

Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!

Dickmunch mode by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012

dickmuncher 

a muncher of dick
one who munches a dick

“tyler paul walker”
“dude, stop trying to munch my dick, you dickmuncher”

dickmuncher by isaiah case November 30, 2007

Dickmunch 

This dude munches on dicks like no other. His favorite meal at any point in the day? Dick.

Wow, Dickmunch just matched his all time high in number of dicks munched in one day! 216 dicks going on 217!

Dickmunch by Tehehehehehheheheheehehe March 1, 2017