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Eskimo Dookie Smooch 

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.
Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

doodie smooch 

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.
I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.
doodie smooch by Ndenile January 15, 2013

dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?

Dookie smoothie 

Man that song was dookie smoothie.
Dookie smoothie by Queenmojo January 25, 2021

Doobie Smoothie 

Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!
Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026