donnygoblin

A small diminutive creature that lives in hilly regions or inside of Toyota Corrolas. It has a long pointed nose, large vacant eyes, and its gender is somewhat ambiguous.

The donnygoblin also enjoys any sort of explosives. During the use of explosives the donnygoblin will release a high pitched "yeeeee" of excitement.
Donnygoblins are an endangered species, almost to the point of extinction. This is mainly due the creature's horrible taste in mates, and a complete lack of self preservation. The donnygoblin indulges in many activities that cause self harm, and thinks they are hilarious.
"Damn it! A donnygoblin has gotten into the trash again!"
by DonnygoblinSpecialist March 02, 2015
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