Something you need after a non-swallowing or sloppy blow-job. Could be your old ladys mom or sisters tongue. , if the first two aren't available, a towell or curtain will do. Germy Mongoose claims he uses the crack of her ass.
I can't believe he broke up with me for her. I'm so dangripressed I could punch through a wall and then drink beer all night while listening to death metal.
When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.
"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
The act of a group of guys getting together and filling up a tub of ice cold (freezing!) water. Then each guy one at a time will stick his dick in the water and hold it for about 30 seconds and stick it in the ass of another giving both men screamingly amazing orgasms.