dolphin girl

Often found in the company of dudebros, dolphin girls are characterized by being thoroughly and enthusiastically agreeable to the phony machismo of their boyfriends or vapid suggestions by other dolphin girls in the pod. They can be seen vigorously nodding their head with mouths agape and exclaiming, "Ah'kay! Ah'kay! Ah'kay!"

The pod of dolphin girls walked through the mall popping their gum trying to win the attention of the dudebros.