A person who has temporarily escaped wage slavery and is enjoying leisure time and tax refunds during which time they can achieve more useful social and personal goals than cubihell, such as writing a book or performing voluntary work.
Ed's just had his redundancy notice, so he's DoleScum T minus 28.
Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.
See : Greenock, Gippo
1.) Son - "Haw, Maw, I wannae go tae college an become a
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?
Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"
An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.
see Glasgowsoap dodger
'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such
A wan Kerr and get a life!''
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!