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Dole Scum 

A person who has temporarily escaped wage slavery and is enjoying leisure time and tax refunds during which time they can achieve more useful social and personal goals than cubihell, such as writing a book or performing voluntary work.
Ed's just had his redundancy notice, so he's Dole Scum T minus 28.
Dole Scum by Arjunanatha February 18, 2009

Dolescum 

Adj. Derogatory Term:

Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.

See : Greenock, Gippo
1.) Son - "Haw, Maw, I wannae go tae college an become a
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?

Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"
Dolescum by Scott Kerr April 1, 2006

Dolescum 

An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.
see Glasgowsoap dodger
'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such
A wan Kerr and get a life!''
Dolescum by Aye Yer Maw April 27, 2006
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026